A bizarre bust rocked Fort Walton Beach this week when a massage parlor owner’s attempt at a wild getaway left officers speechless—and disgusted.

Cops say 55-year-old Fang Wang hit rock bottom, literally, when she reportedly dropped her pants and relieved herself in a trash can while running from the law. The cringe-worthy chaos unfolded at The Palms of Emerald Coast, Wang’s massage parlor tucked inside the 100 block of Beal Parkway SE.

The drama ignited on Tuesday as two Florida Department of Health investigators popped in for what was supposed to be a routine compliance check. Instead of a warm welcome, records allege, Wang exploded, kicking off a showdown. Things got physical fast: According to authorities, Wang grew irate, shoved one of the female investigators, and barked orders for her to clear out. Her alleged tantrum didn’t stop there—officials say she kept yelling and fighting the inspectors every step of the way.

A witness from the health team spilled the details to police, claiming Wang tried to muscle the investigator out of a reception-area side room, shoving her forward and raising her voice to get out of the way. The situation escalated so quickly, there was no choice but to call Fort Walton Beach PD.

By the time the boys in blue rolled up, witnesses say Wang was still at full volume, shouting down both health inspectors and the newly arrived officers. Then, in a gross twist, she allegedly broke for freedom—making a mad dash and squatting in a trash bin to do her business, all in plain view. Police say the bizarre distraction was just another escape plan gone wrong.

Wang’s stunt landed her in the Okaloosa County lockup, where she faces charges of battery on a health inspector, resisting arrest without violence, and letting an unlicensed individual perform massages. She’s cooling her heels behind bars with no bond, and as of now, her next court date is a mystery.

One thing’s for sure: This is one massage parlor drama that certainly left a bad smell in the air.